Bargain?

I always like a good bargain, but today I received an advertisement through the letter box, offering a discount on funerals and funeral plans: "Save up to £300 before 1st April price rise".

Not an offer I'll be in a great hurry to take up, however reassuring it may sound for "complete peace of mind", and even though it may represent very good value for money.

 "Acceptance guaranteed whatever your age or health".

"Protection from rising costs".

Nice to know. One for the files.